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a blanket term to describe an imagined, completely illegitimate concern to an otherwise well thought-out plan or concept.
their bank heist plan had been flawless, planned over many months with no detail overlooked.
but reflecting from the cold stony walls of their jail cell, they realized they had failed utterly to plan for one crucial factor: the Mexico City Ad.
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The only place anyone thinks about when New York is mentioned. A staggering amount of people think it's the best city in the world. It's actually just a shithole that wouldn't exist without Upstate New York (money, food, garbage disposal, etc.), while pretending that upstate is actually relying on them.
The place is full of snowflakes that are entitled enough to elect Andrew Cuomo as governor, whereas barely any of upstate voted for him.
Fuck you, NYC.
"Where does all that insane tax money go, dad?"
"It goes down to New York City."
"What does the city give us?"
"More taxes, with a topping of their garbage."
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The act of smothering your penis in Frank’s Red Hot and blue cheese before receiving a blow job. Can be turned into a deluxe version with the addition of a celery stick placed up ones’ ass.
Very popular in Western New York.
That whore charged me an extra $10 for a nickel city knobber…it was worth and she liked the celery afterwards!
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The "greatest city in the world", known for fashion,culture, dining, nightlife/entertainment, financial/buisness, theater,and art ,money,numerous famous people/actors/actresses/,call NYC home,Fortune 500 companies,Midtown and Downtown home to numerous famous areas and attractions,PIZZA,BAGELS home to NBC,ABC,CBS,CNN, Rockefeller center,Radio City, Broadway, 34t street, 42nd street, 5,6,7th avenues,Times Square, Central park, Battery Park,Bryant Park,Herald Square,Trump Plaza, NEW YORK YANKEES, GIANTS, AND HOT WOMEN e.t.c. and we are not rude we just don't take shit, NYC is not dirty its a huge city it can't be spotlessand its are very old city , barely any crime, one of the safest large cities. So everyone that thinks NYC is dirty, lots of traffic, and dangerous you are wrong its not , I go there every week, in all 5 boroughs never I know what I'm talking about.
Person 1: heading into the city around Christmas can't beat New York City during Christmas
Person 2: can't be NYC anytime
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A place where Jews live; It is similiar to New York City.
Jew: "Hey, n00blolz1, what is New York City like?"
n00blolz1: "It's bad, lol.... can I haz Jew York City?"
Jew: "Yes."
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It is the popular spot to call people out to fight in order to resolve difference. The kicker in the situation is that there is not going to be an actual fight. While the "called out (callee)" party shows up expecting a fight, the "call out (caller)" party hops in the car and begins a jousting competition. There is a chase, followed up by some jousting. It's a hoot.
What did you say about my body fat percentage bitch? Bitch, Circuit City 2AM... BITCH.
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A MLB pro team. Sports Illstrated said that this team will finish 30th overall in the 2005 season. There is only 30 teams.
Friend: Those royals are the shizze!
Me: No. They suck.
Friend: Wahhh? No way!
Me: Yes.
Friend: Why do they suck? I love 'em!
Me: Name one player on their team!
Friend: Ummmm....ok.
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