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Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020


Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER

Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia

by Demkitties February 7, 2019


Donkey Honkin'

The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.

"Hey Skeeter, should we go cow tipping or donkey honkin' tonight?" said Jed.

by Elton John Denver September 13, 2019


Donkey Cum

The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.

Stevia contains glucose and donkey cum

by The XDer July 6, 2021


Donkey snap

Snapping a girls underwear against her vagina.

Donkey snap her undies on a snatch

by Drudi52 March 9, 2014


donkey flight

an unlawful backdoor way to enter nations like Canada and the United States.

He came in a donkey flight

by Hatersxhatexme October 2, 2023


donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,

shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dickyseamen June 3, 2011