The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.
A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.
Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia
The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.
"Hey Skeeter, should we go cow tipping or donkey honkin' tonight?" said Jed.
The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.
Stevia contains glucose and donkey cum
Snapping a girls underwear against her vagina.
Donkey snap her undies on a snatch
an unlawful backdoor way to enter nations like Canada and the United States.
someone that is acting like a twat,
shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!