cod ghosts

The worst Call of Duty game you will ever play.

RandomGamer165: "Want to play cod ghosts?"
Gamerdude152: "Fuck no, that game sucks."

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CoD 4

Easily the best Online Console FPS. although played on P.C format, its hardcore fans stay console based.

But don't be warned, this game has a reputation for utterly addictive gameplay, which can cause the breakdown of any social life what so ever. This game can not be casually played at first; its simple.....You log on, play you sit there, leveling up and just trying to unlock that new camoflauge, or desert eagle you really want......Or need.

Before you know it, 3-4 hours have passed and you haven't took of your school bag, i should know, its happened to me.

My coursework rates dropped and my actually real life friends stopped talking to me for a while, until i finally hit that prestige 10, lvl 55 Level cap.

But the enjoyment does not end there, i went for golden guns and fopr the next few weeks my battle with RL and the game becaome stupid, i was foing allnighters, not going out all weekends just to Get my red tiger scorpion.

So dont say i dident warn you, say hello to CoD 4 Say goodbye to your life.

Oh CoD...How i love you so... <3

Jack-Dude you playing CoD 4 tonight?

Will- OFC BRO! Im on as soon as im back!

Jack- cool, we have a clan match at like 6, but it got prosponed, so youdont mind sdtaying up till like 3 to play it huh?

Will-Nah thats 1337 Pwning teh nubs after dark is more fun!

Jack- ^.^

Will ^.^!

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Cod Blocked

In reference to blocking your cock via COD. When you realize a booty call text an hour late because you were playing Call of Duty.

I looked at my phone and got a text from Adeile wanting me to come over. Black Ops totally cod blocked me.

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COD Disease

When a colleague calls in sick with an STD around the time a call of duty game is released.

John: Why isnt Jack in college today?

James: He obviously has COD Disease

John: Whats that?

James: Its kind of like an STD

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COD Nod

Getting a blow job while playing any of the Call of Duty games.

"I was gettin COD Nod and everyone was wonderin' why my kill/death ratio was so low."

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cod crotch

A term used for a "lady" whose genital region had a smell somewhat similar to a fish market.

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cod blocker

when your girl friend gives u guilt trips when u want to cod4 it up

dan: babe im almost to the fifth prestige
jisoo: get a fucking life.. you dont even want to talk to me do you??!!!!1111!
dan: DO WORK.....CLICK
dan(says to self)- what a cod blocker

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