You're in the faux friendzone so you still have a chance.
A straight woman who hangs around with lesbians and pretends to be gay when men approach.
"Oh she really likes men, shes a faux lesbo.
any time that a 'stoner' feels necessary to smoke pot
stoner 1: "What time is it brah?"
stoner 2: "uhhh... faux-twenty dude. right?"
stoner 1: "pass the bong maaaaaannn!"
A combination of a faux hawk and a faux mullet.
That kid is rocking a pretty sweet faux hawlet.
I see faux hawlets are becoming a popular hairstyle.
Any piece, material, song, film, etc. Attempting to be indie with the sole purpose of seeming so.
That film tried to meta so hard and it's ad campaign changed it from being indie to faux-indie
Someone who fakes being an asshole just to be friends with the "popular" kids. Not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.
A: Yo, what happened to John? He started being a complete dickhead yesterday
B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.
Something advertised as "free," bearing no apparent terms and conditions, that later results in an ultimate cost/contract.
She signed up for free third-party text alerts about grocery coupons and later learned that you only get them "faux-free," as she was charged by her mobile phone company a monthly fee fo the coupon alerts.