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Easily the sexiest, most erotic kind of female in the universe. A female bodybuilder is a superior kind of woman. She is in touch with her femininity, and she realizes that her inner being is power, not weakness. Because she is so in touch with her inner power, she develops her muscles to an astonishing degree, able to lift incredible masses of weights that most men are unable to touch. She does this in order to break from the cage that society puts women in, to show that she is a powerful individual who no one can restrain.
Many men are unable to admit their attraction to these powerful women, for societal stereotypes indicate that women are supposed to be thin, whiny, and submissive. Female bodybuilders threaten that stereotype to such a degree that most men are threatened by them. Similarly, men are threatened by the fact that these women are far more muscular and far stronger than them, for it makes them feel that they are not living up the their stereotyped gender role of being the 'dominant provider.' Yet nearly all men, at a deep unconscious level, are very attracted to these powerful women, and only the real men are able to admit it to themselves.
Female bodybuilders are more often than not extremely kind, energetic, and resourceful. They spend their time wisely, fit more into a day than most people, and truly grab life by the horns. They are a threat to many, yet they are sexy beyond belief. They are also known to be better than any other kind of woman in bed.
Jim: Dude, the other day I saw a female bodybuilder in the gym. I was so turned on that I couldn't even do my workout!
Ted: Man I'm jealous. I woulda blown my load on the spot!
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A dominant or assertive woman, a woman boss, the leader among a group of females. Previously referred to the hierarchy among animals, now used to type human beings.
Alexandria is an Alpha Female
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A very rare phenomenon in which the woman begins puberty in a manner where she thinks for herself and realizes that video games are, in fact, very enteraining. Female gamers generally do not follow the social norm of how to dress, what make-up to wear, how to style their hair, so on and so forth.
My girlfriend is a Female Gamer, as is my mother (oddly enough) and a handful of chick-chicks (not guys playing as chicks) that I know.
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The act in which a female deceives a male target in order to draw attention. The penalty of such a balk, like that of a balk by a pitcher in baseball, shall be the awarding of the next "base" to the male.
"Dude I met an 8 at the bar, but when I took her home and reached up her shirt, I found out her bra was 4 1/2" thick. I immediately called her female balk and was entitled to a dry handy."
"I reached into her pants and started to touch her clit, but she wouldn't let me go any further. Turns out she was on her period, as if she didn't know this when I met her at the bar. BALK! I was immediately awarded her mouth."
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Coined by the new Jersey Shore girl, Deena Nicole.
A female backpack is a female who gets into a relationship and looses sight of everything else other than the guy she is dating. She spends all of her time focused on her significant other, does whatever he does, and goes wherever he goes.
Simply put wherever her boyfriend goes she goes, because she is on his back 24/7.
“She’s probably sitting there watching Ronnie lift … She’s Ronnie’s backpack. She’s a female backpack.”
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If good looking, is by far the hottest form of chic on the planet!
Look at the sweat all over her hot body!
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A female friend that a male secretly looks out for, supports, and shares with. Basically the same as a female friend but more intimate. Often occurs when the male is harboring a crush on the female.
Friend #1: "Who's the chick? Your girlfriend?"
Friend #2: "No, she's my female buddy."
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