Hugo has a big cock and he loves his grandfather too much they like to get a bit frisky in bed. Hugo is the best
Hugo Inareta is the best
some absolutely sexy male who has massive arms and legs and a huge 9 inch straw. loves checking out the women and they love checking him out too. when school swimming is on they all stare at his massive bulge and then he whips it out for the masses. generally an all round great guy
josh: my penis is tiny
hugo: mine is huge
Hugo has a big dick, its not even small
hugo has a big dick because its not small even though people say its small its not, its so big actually, stop saying its small. you are hurting his self confidence not that you could anyway because he has a big dick and sophie didn't leave him for his brother because of that, he dumped her because she slept with his brother who has a smaller dick anyway. Hugo is a really cool guy whos chill and can shrug anything off.
person 1: wow his name is hugo
person 2: He must have a big dick I'm so jealus
sophie: I want to fuck his brother
person 1: don't say that, he has a big dick
Sophie: wow I like him now, hugo is so cool, his brother isn't and has a small dick, not like hugo who has a big dick
Person 2: I agree, he has a big dick, not a small one
Tall and good with kids
Ben: “who’s that strapping man over there?”
Toby: “that’s Hugo, he’s incredibly tall and good with kids.”
Hugo a name for a weak fat man who struggles to pull any sort or bitches usually is very clingy with a friend of even girlfriend if he has one and has the urgency to even have sex with his most trust worthy friend hugo desires a companion eg a best friend
Has a dick the size of a cobra and is a master in bed and will give it to you good and can sniff a big line a cocaine
and can do all 69 positions,and can pull out at just in time.
ugh hugo
ohh hugo do it again
Hugo is not a person but a thing or belief you can use Hugo in your time of need. but mostly Hugo is Markel's alter ego
"how was your day"
"It was good because of Hugo"