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yao ming

1)Basketball player
2)Short way of saying " you know what i mean"

That party was crunk yao ming?

by Brittany December 13, 2004

371๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


Minge Fettler

A gynaecologist, or someone who "fettles minges", minge being a slang word for vagina and fettle being a northern term for someone who "tidies up" or "adjusts"

"I'm off to see my Minge Fettler because my pissflaps have become really unsightly!"

by Cwilliam September 27, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Minge Cable

The process of using highly sophisticated and elaborate electronic equipment to display or print a rude word for other members of the public to see at inappropriate times or situations.

Displaying the word cunt along an advertising board in a busy city centre or faxing the words pissflaps wanky fuck flange in large letters to a fax machine on a desk at a customer services department or the namesake of minge cable - printing the word minge along a cable that's to be installed in an upper class residential area.

by Tom Bowler April 7, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


minge crust

vegma deposited and dried onto a toilet seat

Jan's house is disgusting, from the rotten stuff in the fridge to the minge crust in the bathroom.

by ctrlU September 7, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clinge Minge

The Clinge Minge is an advanced form of sexual activity that was first discovered during the year 420B.C. Chief, a philosopher at the time was in his bedroom one day, when a furry broke into his house and sexually assaulted him. The furry did multiple things to Chief, but the most โ€œinterestingโ€ of them all was the clinge minge. The furry took his hand and shaped it like a claw, and proceeded to grab Chiefs dong. He then went on to yank it as hard and with as much furry power as possible. Chiefโ€™s dong fell off, and the furry ran. โ€œIt was very vigorous and got me really turned on!โ€ -Chief while in the hospital for his newly ripped off dong.

Chad: โ€œMommyโ€™s going to give me the good olโ€™ Clinge Minge tonight!โ€
Papa: โ€œOh man, your so lucky! She never did that to me when I was with her!โ€

by Pseudocidal420 November 22, 2018


crochet-ming

The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.

Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.

Me: You're crochet-ming again.

by itchymonkey December 28, 2016


wofty minge

Simple, wofty minge is an exaggerated term for a dirty, stinky vagina.

"I bet that stripper from last night had a wofty minge"

by NoSloots July 25, 2017