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1.A field of mines
2.The tampon isle
1.In Nam it was like a huge no mans land.
2.No way im goin in the no mans land for a box of pads
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someone that is so huge and awful they remind everyone of a giant beast that use to roam the earth in prehistoric times. they don't know how to clean themselves and shit every where.
are you drunk enough to hook up with that land monster over there.
yes, very much so
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The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.
Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.
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To renig on a treaty involving possesion of territory, taking back land that was already promised to natives.
White Man: Hey Tonto, we changed our minds, this here dang-gum prarie is our land! *rips up treaty*
Native American: Dude, don't be such a land nigger!
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Said when someone is rambling on about nonsense and is starting to get on your nerves. Much funnier than saying "alright get to the point" or "shut the FUCK up". Made famous by the movie "Couple's Retreat".
Stupid Hoe: I miss u sooooo much and I only wanna be wit u!!! I mean I've slept with so many men while we've been apart and I just wanna say that none of them were as good as you and I woke up half the time and didn't know their names I just wanna-
Guy: ALRIGHT!!! Land the plane!!!
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the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.
also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact
(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)
*cloink*
Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.
Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.
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a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.
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