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To blow someone's head off with 12 gauge buckshot.
Usually said to one of two people:
A. Someone who is extremely unpleasant to be around. A.K.A. a douche bag.
or.
B. A person that is soo hideous that the only way to improve their looks is to blow their head off.
Francis: Wow, that girl is extremely ugly.
Cindy: I'll say! That bitch needs a Shotgun Face Lift.
Francis: I've got a few rounds of buckshot left in my truck. I'll be right back.
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When a women's breasts are so large it seems she needs a fork lift to carry them
she told the doctor to give her fork lift tits
standing behind a girl while carrying her and fucking her at the same time while her legs are out in the direction of two forks from a fork lift.
Molly says that Randy, her husband, a recieving specialist at Home Depot, is the best fuck lift driver in town...cause she a hoe.
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A product packaged in such quantity that proper lifting techniques are required to avoid a debilitating injury.
Common "Lift with your legs"-sized products include soda, M&Ms, and pretty much anything that requires a club store membership to purchase.
Sizes larger than this include "Team lift" size, and "It comes with wheels."
"Where did you get this 'Lift with your legs'-sized tub of cheese balls?"
"Sam's Club. I had to use a back support belt to load it into the back of my truck"
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A Mexican Ski Lift is a sex position, it's when you wrap your penis in sandpaper and conduct in anal sex. Leaving your partner is excrutiating pain.
Awhhh dude, Mike gave his a girlfriend a Mexican Ski Lift!
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Ready to leave and go somewhere else, mode of transport is usually driving
Dude we'll link tomorrow going to lift clutch
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When a giver of head lies flat on his/her stomach with his/her arms beside his/her stomach with legs flat on the ground while he/she lifts his/her head and upper chest up and down from the ground while a dick is in his/her mouth, thus sucking a dick while doing a trunk lift. Originated in Toronto when horny players for the Toronto Raptors really needed to shoot one off during training.
My girlfriend must be a Canadian, because she just gave me a Toronto Trunk Lift last night!