Dreaming about food

Something fat kids do

Carter: I NEED FUCKING CAKE
Alex: your ass is already bigger than an actual wedding cake and you probaly got swiss rolls hiding in your fucking boobs, dipshit
Carter: i was dreaming about food last night, but it was a nightmare because i ran out of cake…

Dry cat food

When your eating a girl out but her Pussy is dry af

Bruh she was dry cat food

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gross food

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

dont eat gross food ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

faslow food

Fast food that is cooked slowly, or "slow fast" food. i.e. french fries or a burger from a sit-down restaurant, such as TGI Friday's. Rhymes with "fasho".

"I only eat slow fast food."
"You mean faslow food?"
"Faslow? Fasho!"

food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.

Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!

Whoke Foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those vegetables locally sourced?"
"Of course, I only shop WHOKE FOODS"

"million dollar move with a food stamp finish

dropping your defender with a crossover, hesi, stepback, or any dribble move to only miss the shot, layup, or dunk.

So many kids nowadays spend too much time working on their handles, ignoring everything else offensively. Every day you see a "million dollar move with a food stamp finish."