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(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
When I left prison, I had a back pocket hanging out the size of Texas.
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a male dominated by female, afraid of premarital skin touching
ava: wya bitch
jax: on the stairs stfu
(jax and ava find eachother in the halls and accidentally touch skin before their married)
jax drops to his knees praying to God for forgiveness*
ava:yeah that’s right hold my pockets bitch
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The sudden dread you feel from looking for something vital in your pockets and not finding it until the very last pocket.
"Where is my wallet? No, no, NO, oh shoot there it is. I just gave myself a three pocket panic attack."
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Your so cheap that you can't get to your money in your pockets and if you could you wouldn't because there is sharp glass in the bottom, therefore you won't try to get your money. Cheapskate.
Adam is so cheap he has deep pockets with glass in the bottom.
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Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.
You have not had real BBQ until you try a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good.
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Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.
You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!
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Fucking the Pussy so hard it squirts blood.
She was so mean so I gave her a new yokr hot pocket
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