tariffs are a tax cut

When you lie for a living on TV, no not Trump, but Press Secretary and brainwash your MAGA cult into thinking paying 25% more in tariffs means lower prices.

A tariff is a tax, YOU pay the tariff. China does not pay it.

Press Secretary - tariffs are a tax cut
Fox News reporter - "Have you ever paid a tariffs? It is not a tax cut, it is a tax. WE PAY IT"
Press Secretary - *gets triggered* YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK HERE!

Cut the Tax

A game similar to "Cut the Rope". The levels take place in Washington D.C. and instead of a little white line shown as a cut, Obama flies through with a Katana. Instead of feeding a green monster eating candy, it is just ANOTHER Obama waiting to cut the taxes the first Obama releases from the ceiling that is too damn high.

Jimmy: Have you played "Cut the Rope"?
Phil: That game is too old. I play "Cut the Tax"!

Tall Trees get cut down

The act of smashing a female who is taller than you.

Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts

Cut off the crusts

Cutting off the crusts means, getting rid of the things you don't like in life or making a personal change to improve your life.

Cutting off the crusts of your sandwich because that's how you like it to improve it for you.

I don't like that tv show anymore
I'm gunna
"cut off the crusts"

Peter is so condescending, I'm gunna
"Cut off the crusts"

im not going to his party.

Post-Cut Clarity

The realization after a haircut that you really are that nigga!

..: You still looking in the mirror?
....: Yeah, that post-cut clarity hitting rn

Wolf cut zeke

Zeke is the definition of a wolf cut he looks like Eddie mudson when people want a wolf cut they ask for a Zeke special

Can I get a number six wolf cut zeke special

dirty dan in the cut

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number

Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.