MMS

Mracheck middle school is a school full of thots *cough cough Alexis weddington cough cough* it has too many fights and that’s why the police is there and I hope that bitch ass mrs Davis goes somewhere bc she annoying asf and yea all them niggas are either hoes pussys or musty bitches

Damn MMS is ghetto asf

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mms

make me smile;
usually written as 'u mms', meaning 'you make me smile', and may be used by people who get tired of the overused 'lol'

dude:"i don't need sex...school fucks me everyday..."
other dude:"rofl!"
the girlfriend:"u mms"

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MMS

Miracle Mineral Solution (it's really just bleach used by Karens to 'cure' autism)

Karen: Did you hear about MMS? I might try it on my son.
Normal person: It's literally just bleach.

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MMS

It stands for makes me smile. Lol is getting boring. Use this and make it global!! Lol is okay but Mms is so much cooler.

-Brb im gana go pee.
-mms thanks for telling me.

-Hey Jacqueline. Shit I just shit myself.
-mms!!!

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\mm/

too much metal for one hand. done by putting hands in fists, putting them together (like the m's) and sticking up both your pinkies

woah slayer is way to heavy better switch from \m/ to \mm/

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MM

Attractive, beautiful and bright girl. She can't even cook a sandwich but she likes cats very much. He keeps about 67 children in the cellar.

there are no examples, MM is unique

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MM

MM = "Married Man" as refered to by his lover on the side.

I'm getting together with my MM Wednesday when his wife is at work.

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