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National ask out your crush day
Don’t be a pussy it’s February 2nd
The best day of the year. People who are born on this day love the winter and holidays. People are always telling you about how you were almost a new years baby.
I was born on January 2nd
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May 2nd is officially slap a bitch day. Walk up to a dumb bitch and slap the fuck out there ugly ass.
“Hey Eric it’s May 2nd aka. Slap a bitch day, get yo ugly ass over here!.”
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October 2nd is national skip school day!
It’s where everyone in the schools skips.
Let’s try to make history!!!!
Hey let’s make history and try to get everyone to skip school on October 2nd !!!!
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The day when a boy must make a decision about his intentions on a girl. The day was named in honour of a date when famous Russian literature hero Vlad Gejushin, decided that he needs a woman he loves in his life and saved her from death.
Person1: Hmm I’m not sure. Do I need her?
Person2: Come on! It’s December 2nd you got to decide!
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Everyone one who goes to school college, high school, middle school, and elementary school will not show up everybody is skipping school so don’t come on DECEMBER 2nd!!!
Someone:Hey don’t come to school on December 2nd
Someone else: why?
Someone: because we’re all skipping
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