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To have sex with a pregnant girl.
Hay babe want to brush the baby's teeth
Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do
We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap
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Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!
Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..
When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!
The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.
Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!
When you have sex with pregnant girl.
Hay babe want to brush the babies teeth?
Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”
Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”
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