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When you have a shit whilst driving and crash your car. Sometime death can occur.
I squeezed out a turd and crashed into a lamp post the other day. It was a right gastric motor accident.
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(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.
For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.
I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.
I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
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when you get really mad at a fat ass person because all they do is annoy the hell out of you
Wendy: Hello
Eric: Bite me you gastric sum bitch
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A revulsion to a particular food or food provider.
Server: You want sour cream on that?
Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.
Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.
Cool or great, particularly when pertaining to food. From the Hungarian word "Gastrick" meaning delicious meal
"I just ate six burritos"
"That's super gastric, yo"
When you get the atomic runs so bad you literally spend half the night on the shitter
“Yo dude I had a gastric exorcism after eating Taco Bell!”
The level to which a person can clear the immediate vicinity using only their asshole.
John ripped one during class yesterday. It cleared the room because he has a high gastric influence.