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The act of covering your partner during sexual intercourse in snot instead of lubricant.
Brad Pitt " Ah dude i was just with Angelina and I realized i had no lube so I...."
Matt "So you did a green lantern?"
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When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.
"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern
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When you take a beer enema and then shoot it into a girls mouth.
Tera: Can you give me a Green Lantern.
Captain Scarn: I would love to.
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1.That random kid in your dorm who claims to have done ridiculously impossible super hero esque things in order to impress a girl.
2.He is the creepy little green super hero who no one really wants around.
Green Lantern: There was this one time where a guy pulled a gun on me when i was on the job as an EMT. NO JOKE!
Girl: Really?
Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came.
Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!
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Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.
An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.
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The name of my friend Justin's green water bong.
Hey, go grab the green lantern.
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When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.
James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"
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