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A holiday where we encourage our children to beg for food.
I dressed up like a douchebag, feed me!
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"In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it."
Karen: *gasp* "Why are you dressed so scary?"
Cady: "It's Halloween."
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A holiday much like Spain's Day of the Dead. Everyone dresses up in costumes and little kids go around their neighboorhood trick-or-treating for candy. Pumpkins are carved and spooky decorations are set up.
In the spirit of halloween people decorate their house with spooky adornments (ie spiderwebs), but at my house we celebrate my birthday!!!! Go Halloween Babies!!
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check out that trick on the corner. no its madonna
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The one day of the year you can beg strangers for food and not get told to fuck off. As long as you're dressed up like a ghost/the devil/transvestite.
Yes we in the West are quite normal,thank you.
"I love Halloween!"
Children,drunk and horny teenagers,liberal parents,devil worshippers,goths and overweight paedophiles all LOVE Halloween.
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A day were girls dress themselves up like fucking sluts for no apparent reason.
I was at Party City looking for a halloween costume, and one said "Midnight Seductress." The worst part was, it was in the Young Girls section.
The time of the year when you pass out candy to fat children.
If they're not fat they will be next year!
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