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A "perfect man" in the eyes of a woman. Taken from the 'Ken' male doll of the 'Barbie' series of dolls/toys. Like the toy, a Ken is expected to have perfect hair, lots of stylish clothes, and a multitude of accessories. Kens are also expected to have the same jobs as the Ken doll: see Baywatch Ken, Doctor Ken, Ken (Prince), Ken (Ski Champion), Prince Ken, Rock Stars Ken, Lawyer/Office/Business Ken.
"I met a wonderful woman, but my nice car, good job, good looks, manners, devotion, and unwavering love weren't good enough for her. She is still waiting to find her Ken."
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Used excessively in Northern and Eastern Scotland in places like Dundee, Aberdeen and Edinburgh. A shortened version of know, tended to be used by the majority of the chookter population.
Hamish: "Di ye ken that lassie tha' lives doon the road?"
Zander: "Naw I dinnae ken her"
Hamish: "Aye ye dae! Ken she's the wan wi the big diddies like?"
Zander: "Aw, I dae ken her noo."
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Whenever Barbie gets tired of Blaine she goes back to Ken. Ken is totally her bitch.
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The darkest motha fuka who has ever walked this earth. This nigguh has a enormous cock which dangles to the floor as he wears his kilt. He walks with extreme prejudice while his cock scrapes the floor of the cement and feels no pain, this nigguh is THE nigguh. A ken is a person whos pubes can whiplash any of those he wishes. This mother fucker can clinch his ass so bad his shit tears. This motha fuckin bad ass raped all them creepy crawlin slimers that eat there nose hairs.
Gosh that Ken and his huge wang.
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Ken is a dude. He is one of those dudes that like to hide their feelings, however, if you can get him to open up, you will find how wonderful of a person he is. If you can win his heart over, he will show you love and affection like no tomorrow. He is loyal, and will never cheat. He finds joy in everything in life, especially those that require hard work to acquire. He believes that nothing worth having comes easy, therefore you will see him overachieving. Some people come to hate him, but the real people that he finds joy with are the ones that embrace him for who he is and learn from that. All in all, Ken is a wonderful dude, he will love you like you are the only female on the earth and show that clearly and sincerely.
Eva: Ayo what's your boyfriend's name again?
Jessica: Its Ken
Eva: Oh so yall must have a great relationship.
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Usually a household item or especially something that can be GOT AT, that has been broken, smashed, destroyed, stuffed, completely wrecked, FUBAR, all at the same time - but even worse.
Ken:'My computer's broken again!'
Me: 'Got a virus? Hard drive failure? battery problem? Wifi down? keyboard not connected?'
Ken: 'S'worse. I've fecking KENNED it'
Me: 'New laptops are on sale at PC World this week...'
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1. Scottish slang for 'Know' or 'No'.
2. That bastard down the road who keeps asking me to come out and play.
1. "Ya ken wit a mean?"
(You know what I mean?)
2. "Play?"
(Secretly, I'm over at your house just to piss you off.)
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