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Mr Krabs

A person (especially an older man) who is similar to the character of the same name from Spongebob Squarepants. Has no sympathy, spends very little money, and guilt-trips other people (usually younger people) over behavior they don't think is acceptable. Even if it's really just their own personal opinion.

Guy #1: My mom is making me to throw away all of my T-shirts all because I spent all of my allowance on it, and because she doesn't like Led Zeppelin. How can I convince her to let me keep them?!
Guy #2: Tell Mr Krabs that she needs to deal it. You're growing up.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 12, 2020

30πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


The Mr Krabs

When you write 'agagagagag' instead of 'ahahahah' in a sentence.

Tom: 'agagagagag you're too funny Paul!'

'Oops I meant ahahahha'

Paul: 'you just did the Mr Krabs'

by Kezg August 29, 2017


mr. krabs

a thicc boy juicy boy.
owner of the krusty krab.
mmm i want some of his juicy crab meat rn.
mMmmMmmmmmMmM krabs daddy.

you see that thicc boy?
he's a mr. krabs

by dingdongsquad February 5, 2020

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mr. krabs

A very weird crustacean who pinches pennies as fast as he lowers spongebobs wages. He spends 2 cents on birthday presents for his own daugher even though he is rich. He’s a stingy jew who showers in his pennies and quarters that he pinched from the local arcade. He also bullies Larry the lobster by staying at Larry’s gym so he doesn’t have to pay for a membership and is overall an asshole.

Mr. Krabs: Boyo, I’m going to have to cut ye pay checks
Spongebob: anything for you, my saviour Eugene Krabs, *bows down*
Mr. Krabs: idiot

by Trumpthecoolkidswagger January 11, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mr Krabs

When your partner kills the mood after stimulating your genitalia by shouting "CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!!!"

I went to bed with blue balls because my girl Mr krabs me

by bluebody July 25, 2015

4πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


mr krabs

A beautiful being with extra terrestrial layers

mr krabs is beautiful

by animeisgood January 25, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Mr. Krabs

the sexual act of shoving dollar bills into a girls asshole with a crab claw.

Dude i gave jenny a Dirty Mr. Krabs last night

by HitlerTheCrossingGuard December 14, 2014

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž