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A Crappy bookmark bought in Mexico.
Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!
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After sex, shit in any book and leave.
I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.
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The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business
Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark
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Pussy Bookmark is a term for a guy who a bitch just keeps around until her ex comes back.
That boys just her little pussy bookmark.
When you procrastinate or delay going to bed by clicking through every favorite and book in your internet browser.
I stayed up til 3 AM last night doing the Bookmarks Tour...
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During intercourse, the act of thrusting too vigorously, thus removing the condom and leaving it dangling outside of your partner's vagina, keeping your place for reinsertion, resembling a bookmark.
I was mid-prison pummel in Shannon last night when my condom slipped off. I was able to jump right back in, thanks to my accidental bookmark.
Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.
Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"