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North Dakota

A Government Conspiracy used to funnel money towards secret projects. The area where North Dakota sits doesn't actually have any people besides a few government workers. All the Federal money that "goes" to North Dakota is used for projects the government doesn't want the public to know about. I mean think about it, have you ever met anyone from North Dakota?

Sec. of Defense: Hey, we need to make sure North Dakotas "Highways" are in good condition, there is a big "blizzard" coming.

by FamousTitles February 16, 2011

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North Dakota

The part of Alabama that somehow broke off and joined the Great White North. This state is just like Alabama except there are no blacks or Mexicans. There are also no gays since North Dakota has the death penalty for fucking each other in the ass.

How come the Census Bureau named North Dakota the best state to get a job? Because everyone in North Dakota actually works for a living instead of leeching off Social Security, welfare, and entitlement benefits.

by DickSuckinMotherFucker March 23, 2011

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North Dakota

Only state in the Union that does not exist.

If you really want to go there, the only way is through Area 51 where they have a machine that freezes you to absolute zero and transports you instantaneously to North Dakota (a.k.a. the only state in the Union that does not exist).

What do superman and North Dakota have in common?

They don't exist!!!

by Oceanridge91 November 20, 2007

75๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


North Dakota

Geography-wise, the worst state in the union. Gives Kansas a run for its money in flatness, and has the added bonus of the coldest winters on the continent. Not too many hicks, but the majority of people who live here are white and old--young people tend to move away as soon as they graduate. The only source of civilization, Fargo, is basically an extension of Minnesota. All in all a waste of land and should probably be sold to Canada or something.

North Dakota? Is that even a state?

by lcduke April 30, 2007

92๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


North Dakota

Misconstrude as a "hick" state where they dont have cars or shit and ride horses all day, milking cows and shit. It's cold most of the year and America's outlet for Meth. Also, number 2 in binge drinking.

a.k.a. The Nodak, or the Dak

North Dakota, the Nodak, the Dak

by TheLillah April 23, 2004

84๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


North Dakota

A weird large ass piece of land that no one lives on or gives a fuck about

"Hey John, where you from?"
"Me? North Dakota"
"The fuck?"

by Yandhi'ing November 20, 2022


North Dakota

The most useless fucking place in the United States. Known for it's....
So anyways, if you have a chance to go there, don't.
I'd rather live in purgatory than this useless turd of a chunk of frozen dirt on the nutsack of a camel. Honestly, I'm reading about how great North Dakota is, but nobody will say why. The only thing to do is underage drink. If you're not underage then you're pretty much fucked. After that the only thing to do is fuck goats and eat pickled fish shit. God damn it. North Dakota is the ball bag of America.
See: Herpes

Osama: "Hey, Let's bomb North Dakota."
Saddam: "Why the fuck would we bomb North Dakota? The only things that are there are trees and cow shit."
Osama: "We live in North Dakota."
Saddam: "Oh yeah."

by antinorthdakota August 28, 2009

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