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Donald Trump's and Kim Jong Un's sex toy made by the US military.
Trump: I love it when the Nuke blows up inside of me.
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To overthink something, the way that a nuclear scientist would think about how to flush the toilet after having to wipe his ass with an entire roll of toilet paper.
"God damnit don't fuckin' nuke it man, just flush the damn thing!"
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What Kim Jong Un dreams about doing to the United States, yet his own missiles do not have the capability to fly past Japan.
Kim Jong un: GET NUKED SUCKAS!
United States: lol what a noob he didn't even get past Japan
Kim Jong Un: NUKE THE CHINESE!
North Korean Military Officer: Ok
*5 Minutes later
Kim Jong Un: WTF I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE POTSTICKERS!!!!
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Nuke is the greatest tool of peace ever made. It prevent wars and, then it the war starts, nuke finish it quickly.
Nuking Stuff has proven popular over the last few years, especially with nazis, right-wing religious groups and crazed uncles. By far, the most popular nuking method is the old 'drop a nuke' but there are also such more intelligent methods, used by people like George Bush - these include 'get a clever person to plan it for you'.
Nuking stuff to music has also recently become very popular. 'Nuke Music' consists of terrorist bands such as System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine and N-Sync. Professional nukers will also listen to Britney Spears, but this is only for advanced nukers. Another skill often attempted by Nukers is NUKING IN TIME TO MUSIC. This type of nuking involves a rhythm and a beat, and plenty of time and effort. Nukes are launched by correctly stepping on one of four arrows at the right time, the more preciseley the arrow is stepped on the more people are killed. A good Nuker can kill a few billion people (hell, it's China) in one round (a full war takes three rounds).
Nuclear recipe
Here is a recipe to a nuke i found in the oval office
2 kilo's uranium 2 kilo's pie 1 very big empty bomb 60,000 cookies 1 G. bush 1 land to nuke 0 braincells Much insanity
To make:
1. Mix the uranium with the pppie and put it in george bush.
2. Then, after a day, take bush his shit and put it in the bomb.
3. Add cookies
4. Drop it at the land you selected
Done!
The small letter: Uranium can only be found in bush his secret bunker or the planet ur-anus.
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The act of ordering a McDonalds milkshake through the drive through (any flavour will do) and throwing back at the workers face
Did you have a good day at work?
No I got nuked by a guy called ross
Verb: to hurt someone so badly they look like they got hit by a nuke
I needa nuke the fuck outta these people who shat on me and got away widdit.
A person who just shows up uninvited to a gathering and destroys the vibe. Usually this happens in a public space in gatherings of 10 or less. Nukes can show up to house parties, but are usually disarmed by being told to leave. A nukes favourite place to destroy all life is in a park or at the beach, when chilling with a couple of friends. They will randomly appear usually asking for a cigarette or a beer, some will ask if they can join you and your friends, others will just sit in close proximity to your group and interrupt the conversation at their choosing
"We were hanging at the beach, drinking a few beers, then this nuke showed up.. so we all left"