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A delicious delicacy of soft chocolate and mint euphoria. Immensely addictive and can be eaten in brobdingnagian quantities. Can cause abhorrent stomach aches and repulsive diarrhea. The gastrointestinal torment will feel lingering and broil.
I ate a package of York Peppermint Patties yesterday and my rectum is still in recovery. It was worth every agonizing momment though.
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An orgasm in a silver wrapper. Not to be mistaken with a Reese's Peanut butter cup, an orgasm in an orange wrapper. These are the closest thing to heaven you can get without dying.
John: Oh, man, my girl dumped me. You wanna go pick up some chicks?
Jim: Nah, here's some advice, go eat a york peppermint patty, they are the answers to all you problems.
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The process of doing a line of blow off a stripper's ass crack.
I had a York Peppermint Patty off Anastasia this weekend.
A black person who acts like a white person.
Person 1: Let's go play a pickup basketball game at the park?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm pretty bad at basketball.
Person 3: That guy is such a York peppermint patty... No black guy is bad at basketball.
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Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.
Peppermint Patty,
hates the "Man from Nantucket".
Gee, I wonder why.
Peppermint Patty haiku
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When you receive oral sex from a female who has mouthwash, gum, or something minty in her mouth at the time.
My friend Chris Ryan was about to get head from an empty-mouthed girl, and he was like, "Ho, put some mouthwash in that mouth I want a Peppermint Patty Wagon!"
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Annoying comercials about some Choclate shit.In literally EVERY commercial for them,there is a girl is having an Orgasm.
Dude,did you see that new York Peppermint patty commercial?She was having quite the Orgasm!
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