Sexitivity

the act of sexualness

that dude is gettin his sexitivity on!

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Sexiting

While having intercourse, the act pulling out right before ejaculating.

Dude: "So did you wrap it twice to be completely sure?"
Bro: "Nah that feels like 'I hate you', Sally and I are just sexiting."

"It felt so good I almost forgot to sexit."

Mother: "I don't want you to have a child, I hope she's on the pill."
Son: "No mom don't worry, were sexiting."

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sexitism

When a Caso (boy) is bullied by a girl or group of girls.

Don’t do that to Caso, that’s sexitism.

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sexit strategy

Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.

Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.

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sexit and exit

n. A one-night stand.

Taylor: "Dude, what happened with Maureen last night?"
Freddy: "Ah, nothing bro. Just a sexit and exit."

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Sexit list

Like the bucket list, but sexual fantasies

Dude.... Marked another off the sexit list..... *High five*

Irish Sexit

Leaving a social gathering without anyone noticing in order to go have sexual relations.

HOST: “Where did CC go?”
GUEST: “CC made an Irish Sexit to go bang her Tinder match.”

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