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My childhood crush \(^o^)/
He's an English Vocaloid (I'm English too, yay) who is twelve years old, and has a number of messed up songs. He has platinum hair, which is sorta long, an old-fashioned navy coat, a white cap, a bandage over one eye, one of his legs and probably his arm, IDK.
Overall, he's a great Vocaloid :)
And he has a bird! How cool is that?!
(Not that cool, but OK.)
Fangirl: Hey, it's an English Len!
Other Person: *sigh...*
Fangirl: What?
Other Person: Vocaloid OLIVER is not an English Len.
Fangirl: Who's Vocaloid OLIVER? There's only eight Vocaloids! Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Gakupo and Gumi!
Other Person: *facepalm* THOSE ARE MADE BY CRYPTON. AND INTERNET CO.LTD!
Fangirl: What's Crypton and Internet thingy?
Other Person: Kill me.
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A furry Vocaloid made by Zero-G. Usually sings about his mantis father being eaten by God or being a robot. You know, the normal stuff.
Person 1: Have you heard of Vocaloid DEX?
Person 2: The furry one?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: The songs he is featured in are weird.
==Introduction to the Vocaloid Squad==
The vocaloid squad consists of basically Hatsune Miku(16) (the real one + a few fakes), the Kagamine Twins (14) (Rin+Len+more fakes), and a few more not widely known people.
Notable fakes include Hatsune Miku 2.0 (発音ミク）who drives the Hayabusa H5.
Here, we include the UTAUloid Squad, led by Kasane Teto (31)
A: The Vocaloid Squad has to be the best…
B: yes if you include UTAU…
me: wao~~ vocaloid squad so cute~~~~~~~~~~~~~
everyone: simp
hmm………
A twelve year-old engloid/vocaloid made by Power FX. He's British and looks like a rejected horror movie character, with a voice bank that sounds like a rejected, English, Teletubby. His design is made to be a young, caucasian, boy, with short/platinum hair, having a single amber eye. He's dressed in a sailor-boy uniform and had a bandaged right eye.
Kaiser: Do you like vocaloid Oliver?
Phillip: Hell no. He sounds like crap, and isn't worth a dime
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Vocaloid (ボーカロイド, Bōkaroido) is a voice synthesizer software product. Its signal processing part was developed in 2000 by a joint research project led by Kenmoichi Hideki at Pompeu Fabra University in Barcelona, Spain, and was not originally intended as a fully commercial project.1 Backed by Yamaha Corporation, he developed the software into the commercial product "Vocaloid", which was released in 2004. Many well-known "Vocaloids" include Hatsune Miku, Len/Rin Kagamine, Luca, Meiko, and Kaito.
Sounds great, but now and for over a decade, it's been a breeding ground of douchey 9-year-old cringe-ass losers. My favorite thing about Vocaloid is the song, "Magnet", which depicts Luca and Miku as lesbian lovers, despite the fact that Luca is 20 and Miku is 16, making the relationship pedophilia.
"I like Vocaloid"
"Congratulations, you have graduated from the University of Never Being My Friend."