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A "meat wreath" is the ring of shit around a dick after it fucks an asshole that's clean on the inside, but the person didn't wipe well.
I had a nasty meat wreath after banging the chick. It was good, but man, I didn't even notice the meat wreath until I got into the shower.
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Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?
the act of fellatio provided by a man (or woman) with a full mustache and goatee to another man's penis, such that the hair surrounding the mouth forms a ring around the shaft.
'Twas the season to be giving, so Earl planned on hanging a wreath for Haley Jake; Haley Jake responded in kind.
the ring of hair surrounding your butthole.
"hey morgan! did you shave your anus wreath today?"
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A Reach around but you gotta put the wreath on the dick first.
I was right the whole time fuckers|
Wreath Around
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This is when a women has a circular ring of hair around her areola. When the girl takes her bra off u are supprised to get a mouth full of hair in the dark and begin to gag. This is also known as Hareola, which has already been coined on Urban Dictionary.
I was gettin down with this fresh chick from the bar when I realized I had hair stuck in my teeth from her nipples. When the lights came on it looked two miniture christmas wreathes minus the flashing lights. Trick had wreath nipples...
hareola
The sticky, fecal residue that builds up around the dick after engaging in anal sex.
Mr. Bradley was caught by his wife when she pulled down his pants and unveiled his poop wreath.