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yooma yuumaes, noun. Yuma Yummies (YY's) can be found preying on their favorite victims gullible young horny Marines in any local watering hole in the South-western reaches of the Arizona desert.
YY's can be usually be identified by their painted eyebrows (sometimes tattooed) giving them a facial expression of constant surprise.
Some YY's have evolved, abstaining from this technique making themselves unidentifiable from your typical Yummy. These deceiving hoodwinks are harder to identify, but is still possible. One can only be certain when observing a true specimen in its disrobed form. Take extreme caution during this procedure. Careless can lead to the YY's favorite move; unprotected sex, which can lead to impregnation or herpes. In most cases, both.
When disrobing a YY, one must first ensure that you have clear means for a quick getaway by unlocking the door. All Yuma Yummies will have identifying marks known in the animal world as "stretch marks", usually caused by extreme obesity or pregnancy. In most cases both. Once a stretch mark has been positively identified, vacate the Motel 6 immediately! Do not grab your clothes, just get your cellphone and wallet and run like a MF'r. Cardio is going to be your saving grace as these heifers have none whatsoever. Note: the key to this maneuver is to stay at least arm's length distance away from any disrobed YY.
Follow these tips and any astute Marine can avoid the detestable Yuma Yummy.
I was cornered by a group of Yuma Yummies in heat and saved myself by throwing my wingman into the herd of and running away.
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(1) A species of the mamal family often nocturnal, found primarily in the Southern Mountain regions. Known for ruthlessly altering the minds of drunk Marines and leading them astray.
(2) See, Green Door Whore
If you look to your immediate left you will see a flock of Yuma Yummies, now as we exit Home Depot's parking lot....
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1. Any of a vareity of fat, nasty bitches from Yuma,AZ who either give it up at the drop of a hat to Marines or get free drinks off you all night.
2. The ball and chain prison for many a Marine in Yuma, provided you give them enough food or drinks.
"You shoulda seen the size of that Yuma yummy 'ol boy had with him at Applebee's last night."
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Yuma, Arizona is like living on Venus. Hell on Earth.
January-April, the days are dusty and windy and the mornings/nights are like -94848474°. All the racist snowbirds come and literally ruin everything and drive down the wrong lanes.
May is becomes super dry and sandy, but the snowbirds migrate back to canada.
June and July is literally is so hot it feels like opening an oven thats been preheating. you seat belts will burn you and your air conditioning will break and stuff will melt.
August is when it stays hot, but now with humidity that comes out of literally nowhere. now its like 109° but the real-feel is 125°.
The rest of the months are just a gamble, so have “fun!” But remember that there are dust storms all year round!
Person 1: Why do you keep coughing out sand?
Person 2: I live in Yuma Arizona
Person 1: Why would anyone ever live there?
A species of the mamal family often nocturnal, found primarily in the Southern Moutain region. Known for ruthlessly altering the minds of drunk Marines and leading them astray.
If you look to your immediate left you will see a flock of Yuma Yummies, now as we exit Home Depot's parking lot....
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offshoot species of the yuma yummy, however the yumalope travel in packs, they have learned that they are more effective in large groups.
there's a herd of yumalope nest to the bar, we should get out of here before they pick up our scent.
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A sexual act in witch a willing woman lies on her back (preferably on the edge of a bed or arm of a couch) with the top of her head toward the floor. The lucky gentleman then violently shoves his member down her throat leaving his hairy testicles dangling in her eye sockets thus resembling a blindfold.
I almost killed that ho with a Yuma blindfold last night!!!
No, you can’t give me a Yuma blindfold again my throat is still sore!!
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