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when he has to go on his trip and you ask him oh can you bring the trash to the curb before you leave thanks baby muah. but he is in such a rush to catch the plane and he’s grabbing his coat briefcase and coffee he mistakenly loads the trash in the trunk. he gets to the resort paid for by his work, that man being so appreciated by the company, and the guy with the cute cap says “can I get your bags sir” and your man tweep tweeps the sick rental to the guys surprise. luckily he brought the cart and shrugging he goes ahead and loads the ho bags dropping them by the pool bar as your man checks in.
Guy1 at pool bar: god I hate the smell of stale beer and styrofoam the day after the banana cabana limbo
Guy2: ha ha that’s just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in
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A bag of hos, usually something such as Santa Claus's bag, to fit many of these hos.
-Wow Santa! What do you have for me this Christmas?
-Ho Ho Ho! Let's look in my ho bag!
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a whore or a girl who acts slutty. a girl with a bitchy attitude.
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A sack filled with Ho's, or promiscuous women. Many fun things can be done with a Ho bag. You can kick it, hit it with a big stick, throw it into a river. Some beleive that if you get them too riled up they become very agitated. Maybe because they want money, or for some unknown crack reason. What ever it may be that you decide to do with a sack of crack bitches. It's always a good idea to bring a Ho bag to any social gathering. You'll be the life of the party.
(Friend 1)Hey, did you see that Ho bag that Marky mark and the funky bunch brought?
(Friend 2)Yeah! I think I'm gonna go throw some rattle snakes into it, and than kick it for a while. You wanna join in?
(Friend 1)DO I!!?
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While commonly associated with a promiscuous woman, in all actuality, a "ho bag" is an overnight bag with a change of underwear and personal hygiene items for freshening up after a one night stand.
"Dude!! I'm about to take that skank home and knock the bottom out of that! Good thing I got my ho bag in the trunk."
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A whore that like sex all day long. The Ho Bag's vagina is very loose.
Damn, that Ho Bag's vagina is looser than Joe's asshole!
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a term of endearment, used affectionately for your roommate. First used in the schools' parking lot after an incident with the hall moniters.
Cheer up, ho-bag.
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