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The clan of people who play instruments of woodwinds,brass,low brass,and PERRCUSSION. They are slaved and tortured during the summer at band camp. During the year theese humans use thier instrument passes to skip class. Thay tell jokes that fellow band geeks get but outsiders dont. Are forced to join marching band and live in the band room and school bus.anti orchestral.very weird people these band geeks are.
That band geek just mauled a janitor with a sousaphone, holy shit!
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In no particular order...
1. Lives in the band hall
2. Has and honors a book full of the best band geek jokes ever..
3. Duck tapes their drum majors
4. lives for long band bus rides
5. Extremely perverted
6. Accepts band geek as the most honorous title around
7. Only a band geek after hours of grueling band camp, and a full season of marching band
8. Is in every form of band around, jazz, concert, pep, marching
9. Shuns Dorkestra and Choir
10. Loves speaking full converations around outsiders of only band lingo.
11. hums band music all day long
12.loves One day at band camp... jokes
13. NEVER PRACTICES!but still plays awesomely!
14.plays multiple instruments
15. names their instrument
p1"You're such a Band Geek!"
p2"Thank You!"
wow that guy is such a band geek,he named his horn Mel!
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band geek or band nerd, the best people you could ever meet.
obbsessed with band.
constantly on there mind.
refer to band as second home.
love band.
have a "band family" or people that are in band.
have "band moms".
usually date inside the band family, almost like incest.
able to endure long bus rides, and enjoy them.
quick on sex jokes yet unable to back them up having not actually done what there saying themselfes (lol).
the funniest most perverted people ever.
all of there friends are most likely in band and have made non bandies join.
the band jokes.
not actually caring what happens in the foot ball game and putting more concern in halftime.
liking band practice.
loving band camp!
band geek practically anyone who is an obbsessed sexist racist homophobic sexual inuendo givng jackass in band lol. also someone who is funny and nice and has alot of friends especially in there band family.
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One who frequently enjoys galavanting in a band-like environment, which includes but is not limited to, the band room, the football field, technique block, on a bus with a multitude of other fellow band members, and usually in a dark closet practicing music. Activities include playing, whistling, humming, playing, walking in a penguin-like manner, playing, wearing the most fashionable form of overalls, and playing. Those students of the band variety typically inbreed within the close quarters of their band room, mating to the sounds of g minor scales and tri-tones. (Band directors have tried but cannot prevent this historic practice). In their natural environment, band members can typically be found on friday nights on the football field caged in like zoo animals, desperately begging for the attention of their ashamed peers, and playing things nobody seems to care about nor understands.
In short, every school has them.
Oh look they're showing the band geek exhibit! Just don't tap the glass or they might become hostile and jazz run as a stampede.
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someone, like myself, whose in band and should be able to play the music. usually someone whose breathes band 24/7. most likely one of the best players of the section (like myself). band geeks are truely dedicated to their school band and will boo other bands.
those band geeks are so talented.
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While band geeks may seem like freaks, if you get into their "circle of friends" you will find that...
a) They have possibly the hottest orgies ever.
b) They have more sex than most of the jocks.
c) They have hot orgies on the two hour bus rides every saturday.
d) A lot of the girls are bisexual.
Not to be confused with orch dorks. Band geeks are way hotter. Orch dorks are inferior to band geeks. Plus they don't have the hot orgies like we do.
Omg that chick has sex every saturday with the tuba player! I wish I was a band geek...
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Funniest people alive. There are three types of band geeks- 1) the annoying band geeks- the kid who thinks he knows anything and everything when in reality, he's just a dumbass who sits in the back and figures out how to beat every brain puzzle known to man, 2) the completely dedicated band geek- the two or three kids that show up to fundraisers and all marching shows early, either because they have to, they want to, or they're overly-obsessed with the band and want to be drum major their senior year. The third type of band geek is the normal musical kid. These kids are the bomb-shnizzle-tits. They are completely normal outside ban most of the time, but they understand all the band jokes. You always want to be around these kids because they're so chill, and they make everyday better. They show up to all band functions and help along, and then they go home and do what normal people do. They don't make weird band references every five minutes and they know when a band reference is/isn't appropriate. They're the best people to hang out with.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
Type 1
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)