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A dole bludger is usually a politician or some other rich loser acting a parasitic way by taking tax payer money for their own personal gain.
Scomo fucked off to Hawaii, what a dole bludger!
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1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.
In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.
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When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.
Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.
"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"
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To masturbate
"Bludger" originates from the Harry Potter Novels
This hot girl just showed me her boobs so now im gonna go and
Beat A Bludger in the bathroom
A centre link bludger is a person who sits on their fucken ass all day and getting payed for it off the government.
Man 1: oi lad, my mrs is being such a centre link bludger.
Man 2: fuck sakes cunt, what a sad dog.
A dole bludger who not only takes the piss in the usual sense of mooching off government income support, but then takes it too far by targeting pack outrage against people they don't know who make statements that are different to their opinion, playing the victim as soon as there's a response that they can seize on & engages in posting whether they have been blocked and/or forced their target to make their twitter account private as a self-congratulating ritual.
This type of person is not an advocate for welfare policy - they are a bullying dole bludger.