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Used sparingly, "Flarp" is just an entertaining and less extreme way of saying "Fuck" without any of the associated meaning or negative connotation.
What the flarp Kevin!? We're gonna be late because of you!
Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!
Someone that farts while attempting a flip or somersault like gesture.
Girl number 1-(Showing her friend a cool new flip, she suddenly lets one go(A fart))
Girl number 2-Whoa! What the hell was that?
Girl number 1-Ooops! I must of let out a flarp!...
Girl number 2-Keep those flarps to yourself!
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An accidental transition caused by indecision.
The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.
Erica: Crap, I totally flarped!
Arina: Yeah, I heard! You tried to play a D flat instead of an C natural again, didn't you?
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(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment
Do you know that kid? He just comes up to me and starts flarping and I told him to fuck off.
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When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!
Dude when I was sitting down with Wendy I flarped in her face!!!
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