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Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?
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—A long movie, usually around two and half hours without an intermission. Less commonly used to describe any media, such as books, that keep you sitting for a long period of time.
-May also refer to a body-shaping diet/article of clothing.
“ I’ve seen parts of The Shawshank Redemption. It’s SOOO long.”
“Two hours 20 minutes. It’s a bit of a butt flattener.”
If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.
"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"
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Your only option after your computer broadcasts your IP address.
scott@localhost:~$ netstat -r
Active Internet connections (w/o servers)
Proto Recv-Q Send-Q Local Address Foreign Address State
tcp 0 0 192.168.0.4:34432 203.59.172.8:socks ESTABLISHED
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scott@localhost:~$ su
Password:
root@localhost:~# flatten
Flatten and Reinstall v1.0
Volume to Flatten: /dev/hda
Please select your only option (flatten/flatten_reinstall): flatten_reinstall
Previous flatten detected. Resuming from backup point...
Flattening /dev/hda... done!
Volume flattened, begin reinstall?: yes
Volume reinstalling... done!
Flatten and Reinstall again? It's the only way to be sure: no
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Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority
I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone
Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice
A flattened taco is a pizza.
But instead of saying pizza you try to say taco because tacos are clearly superior to pizzas.
Yo man, those pineapplea do not belong on flattened tacos
(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.
"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."
"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."
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