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The Holy Trinity of Comedy. A term first used by Stephen Merchant to describe the comedy trio of Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington on their XFM London radio. The trio then gained much greater exposure with their subsequent record-setting podcast series.
I can't stop listening to the HTC
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A group of "hard" people who live in the LU2 postcode zone of Luton, often reffered to as High Town. HTC literally stands for High Town Crew. You can find HTC tags all over the place up round High Town. You do not want to get on the wrong side of the HTC, as they have people everywhere, in every school. If you know someone in the HTC or someone who has contacts within the HTC and they like you, then most people will leave you alone.
Person 1: Hey, don't piss that guy off, he's in the HTC! You'll get totally battered!
Person 2: Nah, It's alright, my cousin's in the HTC so I'm immune.
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A big ass phone with a big ass screen. This is a very good touch screen phone that's better than the HTC Hero. Runs with T-Mobile so not the best coverage but it's still good enough for me
Dude: Hey i just gotta a Hero. Isn't that awesome?
HD2 Dude: I gotta HTC HD2
Dude: Damn
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New Sprint phone that is much better than the IPhone but owners of IPhones hate to admit this.
Darnell: "Aye Terrell my HTC Hero is better than ur feeble ass IPhone!" "It has better app and battery life!"
Terrell: No Response...
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A quality VR HMD for people that love to enjoy porn while being able to virtualy wank themselves with the supplied pair of motion controllers.
The best available VR HMD designed and created by HTC and Valve with immersive room-scale experience so you can forget your miserable life better than ever before.
Not very surprising, the camera on the HTC Vive is as bad as the HTC phone cameras.
I'm using my HTC Vive to explore vast and beautiful worlds like I could never before.
Me: Wow this area looks fantastic, I love this fantasy picnic setting with tree stumps as seats!
Brain: You are getting tired from all this walking around your room with this heavy headset on, have a rest on that tree stump.
Me: -sits down-
Me: -notices there is no tree stump to sit on in your room so you crash down hard on your ass and collaps backwards hitting your nightstand with the lower back of your head-
Brain: Retard.
This is a coma induced by enthusiastic eating of "treife" or non kosher food, typically in a Chinese restaurant. This is not the same as simply eating a non kosher item. In this case the large selection of "treife" encourages the sinner to taste everything, which quickly induces this dangerous condition. To date there is no cure, and palliative care including chicken soup and gefilte fish is the recommended route of treatment.
And in other news, another "Hypertreifecoma or HTC" victim tonight was found in a local Chinese restaurant... our sources report that chicken soup had to be rushed from area soup banks... more at 11 pm