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What does Wal-mart and Catholic priests have in common???

They both have little boys pants half off...

by JesJesss July 20, 2005

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joke

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down an alley...

One was a salted...


:)

by JesSJessS July 20, 2005

117๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


joke

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off

*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD

by Dubiks October 14, 2018

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joke

1. A funny anecdote or statement
2. Someone who is a complete failure

1. Hah hah, I always do like a good joke! Tell the one about the nun and the rhino!
2. Shut up you joke.

by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003

87๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


joke

The WNBA. (Women's National Basketball League)

Holy crap. The WNBA. What a freakin' joke.

by rip12345 December 5, 2007

180๐Ÿ‘ 194๐Ÿ‘Ž


joke

Humor that unifies people with relatively small differences, making them laugh.

Q: Here's a joke. Why do Americans/Canadians like to have sex doggie style?

A: So they don't miss a second if the football/hockey action.

by yes juanito yes January 15, 2015

19๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


joke

A joke defines a topic that people regard as funny, entertaining and makes them smile.

Warning โš ๏ธ:
- When telling a joke make sure you do not insult the Islam.

Otherwise you will find yourself immediately at another place.

Reference:
- Islamic Rescue Mission of Charlie Hebdo

For example take this joke which is not the way to go when surrounded by Islamists:

What does a women wearing a burqa do with facetime?

She started an anomymous call.

by Dudenverlag November 16, 2018

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