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When you wear a sexy thong/lacy bra/smart pair of boxers through the week in the hope of some action, but the day you finally give up on any semblance of a sex life and wear sensible underwear, some really hot dude/chick shows up at your place.
X: So, How was last night with that hot stranger?
Y: Rough start. I was wearing granny pannies.
X: Ouch. you got Murphy's Lingeried.
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A double sided, hypoallergenic, and transparent tape that holds your garment in place.
Apply to inside edges of any fabric to secure a plunging neckline, hold bikini bottoms in place, or keep a strapless dress stay up. Use to avoid wardrobe malfunctions.
Fashion Forms lingerie tape comes in both a tape dispenser and tapes-to-go option.
A ridiculous pancake in football. One where you end up on top of the defender with their legs flying up the air. The ultimate block.
Eric had so many lingerie laydowns that he practically raped the poor kid.
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Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!
Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0
Woot Woot!
But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...
Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...
*30 minutes later*
Random Guy 2: Fuck...
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Women's nightware! What men like to take off.
Yo babe I love your silk lingerie, silk knickers, silk chemises, push up corsets. Ahhaaa can you do the can can for me? can do (sir!)
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A mocking term for men's swimwear, especially for losers.
Peter: Nice pool lingerie.
Justin: Knock it the fuck off.
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Another word for breasts.
That's a nice lingerie chest chest that is.
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