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To randomly place nutcrackers on co-workers desks and work area. They can be hidden or out in the open.
"Eric was nutcracked today."
or
"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."
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When someone comes up n kicks a guy in his ballsack as hard as possible
She performed the nutcracker on the guy who swore at her
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The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper
Damn, my nutcrack is really chaffin' today!
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too tight pants worn by men
He was wearing nutcrackers to the club.
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The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.
Oh man, I'm totally nutcracking it right now!
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The sex act of "scissoring" with two dudes.
Tim: Hey Loverboy are you ready for some sweet sweet backdoor action now or what?
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!
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When you get hit by something/someone in your balls/testicles so hard you scream nutcracker
Joe: ARGH NUTCRACKER!!
Aiden:haha, got hit in the balls didn't you?
Finn:rlly dude?
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