S & S

Shit and Shower
Often used when coming home from a campout or similar activity where one would feel quite dirty and exhausted.

Guy 1:
Hey you're back from that wilderness retreat! How was it?

Guy 2:
Ugh. It sucked. Rained the whole weekend.

Guy 1: That sucks. How bout I make it up to you and take you out? There's a new bar in town.

Guy 2: Sounds good but I need to S & S first.

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(s/s)

Abbreviation for "said sarcastically"

She was right on time (s/s).

Re: Above

That's a great example. (s/s)

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S&S

S&S is short for suck and swallow. Goldshlauggers usually enjoy it a lot.

"Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
"Well, i have to run an errand for my parents, meet up with some friends, see a movie, then meet this girl for some suck and swallow"

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S S S

abbreviation for 'Staff Sargent Schmeckle'

term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.

variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc

"Dood...have you seen S S S in a while?"
"No man...he bummed a smoke off me a few weeks ago, but i think he's hibernating now"
"Dude....wtf?"

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S&S

Abbreviation for Shit and Shower. This is a hygienic technique that saves time, improves personal hygiene, and causes bowel movements to be more regular. By following a shit with a shower, one can reduce the need for wiping, as well as eliminating any risk of dingleberries. This technique is also commonly used by the extraordinarily lazy.

Dude, I had the most relaxing S&S last night.

Wife 1: My husband really needs to wipe his ass better, he leaves crusty shit in his boxers.
Wife 2: Sounds like all he needs is to adopt the S&S technique.

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S&S

S&S, Signed & Shared. Petitions that are on Facebook ask you to sign and share, so if you signed and shared the petition on the post, you can type S&S for Signed & Shared in the comments section. Comments: S&S, S&S, Signed & Shared, signed and shared

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S & S

Any combination of two of these:
A shit
A shave
or a shower

A shit usually being one of them.

So you wanna go out to the club tonight?
Sure, but I've got to go home and take an S & S

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