love sick

fucked up in the head about love

A: im hella done with love
B: naah hymie you just love sick

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Love Sick

Love Sick (see also Unrequited Love)...best friends of the opposite sex who have known each other for decades but never got their crap together at the same time to “be together”. They know literally everything about each other, and have hooked up over the years (not to be confused with “friends with bennies”). They are each other’s “person”.

Love Sick becomes “Love Sick” when one party (often the guy) suddenly realizes he totally fucked up and didn’t marry their “person”, but married “bat shit crazy” instead.

Despite both parties now able to be together, the Love Sick person will have an epically dumbass reason why he cannot (the bat shit crazy wife he divorced but she won’t move out).

Love Sick usually gets totally honest with bat shit crazy wife, who becomes obsessed with “the girl”, making life a living hell for Love Sick with constant fights.

Love Sick becomes OCD with unrelenting thoughts about his “person”, interfering with his ability to do his job. Refer to movie AIRPLANE. Can’t land a plane.

“Why did I get married? I’m so love sick for this chick, dude! I can’t get her out of my head! “

“She’s single. You’re DIVORCED but won’t leave your bat shit crazy EX WIFE! Get your shit together!”

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sick feeling of love

When you love someone in your life so much, and there are other girls or guys that like them too. It's the feeling that they don't exactly "love" you. This feeling doesn't ever go away because of how rediculously jealous you are. Your scared for your fucking life that they like the other person instead of you, but down deep you know they love you.

I am worrying that I'll lose the only guy that matters to me and getting that same old sick feeling of love.

Make this sick feeling of love go away. I need to stop worrying over nothing.

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love sick fool

A person so in love they barley see who the person really is, they only see what they want the person to be. Such a shame.

Friend #1: look at her crying over him again.
Friend #2: watch her get back with him after he cheated 7 times
Love sick fool: I don’t care! I still live him!

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Love Sick Puppy Dog

A look you get in your eyes or a smile you get when seeing or talking to your dream partner.

Normally used by someone who witnesses this to make fun of them.

Q: Why are you laughing at me?

A: You look like a love sick puppy dog!

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Love Sick

Definition 1. When you finally realize you like someone, and you feel so many butterflies it's like you have a stomach bug. However, it's not a terrible feeling.

Definition 2. When you realize you messed up big time with the person you like. This type of 'love sick' does feel terrible.

1. John: Dude, my stomach feels weird every time I talk to Jenny.

Jason: Bro, you are love sick.

2. Mary: Brayden just told me he likes me, but I completely choked and told him I didn't like him! Now, I feel absolutely terrible.

Marissa: I mean, he is your best friend you've liked for a while, and you kinda did mess up.