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(n) - A shit that has been brewing in the body for more than 5 days. These types of feces are so rank, they can result in the closing of a bathroom for days.
Phil: Jesus man, did you see that HAZMAT crew in the neighborhood?
Steve: Yeah, we had to call them in to take care of that attic shit Michelle dropped this morning.
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"Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.
"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"
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When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.
Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!
Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!
Matt: Huh?
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He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.
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A badass three piece all girl bluesy punk rock garage band originating in The Bronx, New York. They formed on October 24, 2008 and have been rocking ever since! All their music is original and is based on real life events. These tunes were produced by Metal Rob Kissner of SoundSideSound Studios. These talented ladies draw a wild crowd weekly at a bar in Greenwich Conn. and they have been described as "One of the only all girl bands that does not suck!" and "HOLY FUCK, THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!" It is not uncommon for girl's panties to be tossed on stage during performance. Followers of the band are known as "The Attic Kids," and the phrase "Getting Left in the Attic" was coined to describe a variety of situations. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST BANDS TO COME OUT OF THE BRONX! It is highly recommended that you visit their website (WWW.LEFTINTHEATTIC.COM), listen to their music and hear what truly amazing music sounds like!
Line up: Jacks: Guitar/Vocals
Murphy: Drums
Crissy: Bass
VISIT THE SITE: www.leftintheattic.com
BOOK THEM A SHOW: info@leftintheattic.com
OMG Natasha, I just got back from the Left in the Attic show, and I had seven eargasms!
Oh man Billy, what happened last night? All I remember is getting Left in the Attic!
LEFT IN THE ATTIC IS THE BEST BAND OF RECENT TIMES!
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Crazy coaches/players that take practice and games way too far. Typically consists of large amounts of practices and games with little to no rest. Baseball-atticism is usually found in coaches and players that don't think too well and have little to no sense of logic. Coaches and players deemed as this also have very poor behavior when a practice/play/game doesn't go their way.
Coach: So-so job tonight we have got to win three out of the three games not two out of the three.
Coach: No worries though you guys have a chance to redeem yourselves tomorrow on our double-header.
Coach: Oh ya and I almost forgot, three hour practice before the first game tomorrow DON'T BE LATE!
Player 1: Man what is up with this coach, I think we should play on a different team next season.
Player 2: Ya this is basically baseball-atticism.
The greatest movie ever. It fixed me and my wife's marrige. It brought into the city of England. I also now have full custody of the kids.
Aliens in the attic is a great 2009 movie