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A country BIGGER AND RICHER than Portugal.
We rather prefer bullfighting than school shooting.
People don't eat tacos, and don't wear ridiculous mexican hats.
We hate french people too
- Have you ever been to Spain?
- Spain? the country that ruled Portugal for almost one century???
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Southwestern european country, the meddler boys in the neighbourhood
As a spaniard i have to say, in ten points
1- We're not mexican or south american, ¿how the fuck you pretend we've discovered america if we are supposed to be there already?
2- Yes, we used to be a fascist country, but i can tell we're ashamed (and i remind that our fascist leader couldn't have survived without Mr Eisenhower and Mr Nixon support)
3- Our political leaders (both presidents and opposition leaders) are EXTREMELY dumb, funny if don't take'em seriously
4- Spaniards usually speaks bad about Spain, but we're patriotic in a very particular way.
5- Americans (i don't know why) are obsessed with Barcelona...hey guys! try the Northwest! (Madrid is cool too)
6- It's really difficult to hold all the spanish thing in an only stereotype, but we know you do anyway
7- In a political way, both Nationalist and Fascists are really obnoxious boneheads, it's a common feeling
8- Spaniards dislikes frenchs, and portuguese, and politics, and that thing you foreigners use instead of olive oil when cooking, and goin' work, and tax offices, and bullfighting (really) and flamenco (except if you're Andalusian), and anything in any time.
9- Spaniards likes coffee, soccer, beer, foreign cinema, watchin TV, eating a lot, sleep, party, relax, having fun and complaining about whatever
10- and, for the last, THAT'S THE FUCKING COUNTRY ON THE EU WHERE PEOPLE WORKS MOST AND GETS PAID LESS
Hope that helps all you
Foreigner- Where u from?
Spaniard- Spain
Foreigner: ¿Really?
>>>Option 1- *Kick his balls*
>>>Option 2- *Suck his cock*
>>>Note- We don't like get people indifferent, dudes
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the all time coolest country and the coolest people. they are good at everything, and anything. sure, they do stupid bull fighting. but saying that all of them do is just a stereotype. i am part spanish/greek/asian/white and stand tall and proud as a spaniard. we are even faring and better than those fat, gross, ignorant brits. we are simply the coolest people around today.
us spaniards can kick those brits butts anytime we want. today, we point and laugh out loud at them for losing a war to a bunch of american farmers. anyone spanish reading this is lucky im on their side. anyone british reading this can kiss my butt. spain is better than britain will ever be!
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To have your buttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the FBISD G/T Mentorship program). Usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.
"I didn't get my weekly letter in, and I got this nasty email from the Spainster. It's the third one this six weeks." "You got spained, hardcore style!"
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A country located on the Iberian Peninsula in South Western Europe. Its official language is Spanish. It is known for bullfights, tomato fights, and fighting the French. It has great food, wine and sports teams, especially in basketball and football (soccer for you yanks out there) The Spanish are also known in history for being great navigators of the ocean. The are credited with the first to circumnavigate the globe and to "discover" and settle America (Never mind that the two lads who accomplished these things were Portuguese and Italian respectively). During and after World War 2 Spain was subject to a fascist dictatorship under Franco. While he was a brutal dictator he also did some good things for Spanish nationalism and the economy of Spain. Ironically as soon as he died Spain lost the words to their national anthem and the economy began to deteriorate.
Portugal is NOT the capital of Spain, Madrid is.
Did you see Spain destroy Greece at basketball? If only they knew how to play football like that.
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The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes
Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.
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A country in europe with a vast broad unbroken expanse, in which most perciptation gathers.
The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.
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