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A "meat wreath" is the ring of shit around a dick after it fucks an asshole that's clean on the inside, but the person didn't wipe well.
I had a nasty meat wreath after banging the chick. It was good, but man, I didn't even notice the meat wreath until I got into the shower.
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Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?
the act of fellatio provided by a man (or woman) with a full mustache and goatee to another man's penis, such that the hair surrounding the mouth forms a ring around the shaft.
'Twas the season to be giving, so Earl planned on hanging a wreath for Haley Jake; Haley Jake responded in kind.
the ring of hair surrounding your butthole.
"hey morgan! did you shave your anus wreath today?"
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A Reach around but you gotta put the wreath on the dick first.
I was right the whole time fuckers|
Wreath Around
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This is when a women has a circular ring of hair around her areola. When the girl takes her bra off u are supprised to get a mouth full of hair in the dark and begin to gag. This is also known as Hareola, which has already been coined on Urban Dictionary.
I was gettin down with this fresh chick from the bar when I realized I had hair stuck in my teeth from her nipples. When the lights came on it looked two miniture christmas wreathes minus the flashing lights. Trick had wreath nipples...
hareola
When a sexual partner shits around the neck
i left my wife after she tried to beef wreath me