A game made by some maniacs with the premise of driving a rusty car through the middle of nowhere till your car breaks down and you die
Person 1: Hey have you played The Long Drive?
Person 2: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Person 1: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.
-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours
-I can't get a boner, just long soft.
Slang term, taken from the name Pippy Longstockings for covertely asking if someone else has meth or crack
Hey do you have long stockings?
"Long-Dirt, is the look one achieves when they don't have enough facial hair to grow a beard. Their face has these little patches of hair, like weeds invading your yard.
That shit sprouting on your face looks like "long-dirt".
Intelligent hacker of minecraft who uses a uses a pill to tickle his lil pickle.
Wow, that guy is using a pill while he is playing minecraft, he is probably a ben long getting a little tickle to his pickle
When you give up a chance for what could be one-time-only sexual intercourse in the efforts of securing long-term banging prospects.
Ahh, going for the long bang, I see.
Doing something for a long time without specifying the actual number of years.
As you can see from the grey in my beard, I've been teaching a long minute.