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summer assignment

As if the fact that kids spend almost 10 months of their entire year stuck in some classroom, learning useless information and getting their rights and individuality stripped away wasn't enough torture, somebody thought it'd be a good idea to start off the kids' summer by essentially giving them a project. That is basically what a summer assignment is.

Most people that run these school systems are oblivious to the fact that: A) Kids are not going to magically become more literate by being forced to read some crappy novel B) Most kids don't even read the books they're given, instead relying on the internet (A.K.A. that thing that proved that school is 100% obsolete) to give them a quick summary of it, and doing their 5 page essay on that and C) Most kids would rather NOT think about school during the only time they have off.

It's almost similar to when they send you packets to do during Christmas Vacation, and you were too busy doing those to actually enjoy playing your new video game system (because homework packets make everybody feel jolly!). Except imagine them taking a bite out of your summer instead. That is what summer assignments are like.

Students: "3....2.....1!!!! Summer is finally here!!!!"
Teacher: "Enjoy your summer. By the way, don't forget to write that 10-page essay and complete your summer assignment while the rest of your family is at the pool actually doing something fun!"

by rico567 August 31, 2009

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Summer Glau

A fantastic actress and stunningly beautiful young woman, she is known for playing River Tam on the show Firefly and in the movie Serenity, and for playing the reprogrammed Terminatrix Cameron, who is the bodyguard of teenage John Connor on the hit FOX show Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Person 1: Summer Glau is so freaking hot!

Person 2: Me too! I love her!

by IHeartTheBlackParade June 23, 2009

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Marc Summers

1. The host of Nickelodeon's game show Double Dare. Also has OCD.
2. Very obsessive compulsive individual or someone who might be a neat freak.

Mike rearranged all his DVD's in order of the year they were released. Why must he be so Marc Summers.

by Dan September 19, 2004

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Summer Slut

Waiting until summer to flirt with, hook up with, or get involved with another. Called a summer slut because for the rest of the year you don't do anything like that. You wait until summer to start.

Stacey is such a summer slut. The whole school year she never went out or flirted with anyone but this passed summer she's hooked up with three different guys.

by SummerSlut August 11, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


summer vacation

The best part of a child's life.

Do grown ups like it?

by TanooKirby May 24, 2003

374๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


personal summer

What is commonly referred to as a "hot flash," but can happen to anyone of any age and of either sex. Occurs when one person feels incredibly warm while everyone else in the room is shivering.

Temperature in the room is 68 degrees.
Alex: It is so hot in here!
Rachel: I'm freezing! You having a personal summer over there?

by kmdickman February 8, 2008


Summer Mode

Similar to senioritis, summer mode is an epiphany of sorts, typically experienced in the spring season (or closer to June in high school), whereby a student realizes it is nearly summer break, and thus becomes a lot more lazy about schoolwork - skipping class, daydreaming, not doing homework, and not studying for tests or exams.

I can't study for this math exam. I'm already in summer mode.

How does Ms. Smith expect us to write a paper in June? Most of us are already in summer mode!

by Curumno June 16, 2010