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When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.
Zach has IBS and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.
To tie an image, file or text to a specific keyboard shortcut for future use
I need to keep that quote on a hot paste option for work
Post - Past
Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.
"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."
Usually means some sort of horrid spread, made of beef.. And fat and jelly. That you might spread on an Oven Bottom...
"Here, I'll make you some meat paste butties to take with you"
Someone who is always talking about the past, not focusing on right now.
past timer past timer pasttimer
Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.
Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.
Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid