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A more upscale place for one to smoke one's crack.
Crack head: No more cheap crack houses for me!
(Crack head goes to the front gate of the Crack Mansion with his Three Hundred Tricky Dick fun bucks.
Butler: Very good, sir. Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe?
A government whose leader smokes crack cocaine.
Bob: Is the government of Toronto a democracy?
Jim: No!
Bob: Well. What the hell is it then?
Jim: Toronto is a crack-ocracy, of course.
Bob: Jim, you are a raging Ford-ophobic, a shameless crackophobic and you have no respect for Toronto's crackstitution!
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Magic cards.
No, really. Cards from the Magic: The Gathering game. So called because, like crack, they are cheap but highly addictive and you never ever stop buying more, even when it's harming your job, your social life, and your health.
The term can be expanded to refer to any collectible card game, but Magic remains both the first and the best of these.
John bought another pack of cardboard crack, even though he just sold his left kidney to pay his rent. I think we need to do an intervention.
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When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.
Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*
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An infamous Mac's convenience store in downtown Calgary, a city in Alberta, Canada located in the corner of 7th Avenue and 8th Street SW. So called as it is known for being rather sketchy and crime-ridden, as well as having many people dealing crack outside in the parking lot and around the premises.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go to Crack Mac's?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't plan on getting mugged today.
Have a big sulk because things aren't going your way, or generally throw your toys out the pram, sook. General displeasure.
Often followed by the need to call a waaambulance.
Mark was forced to crack a sad when he came home to find out someone had eaten all his Crunchy Nut.
His computer cracked a sad when he tried to play Crysis on the highest settings
In hip hop, if someone's got them hot bars, it's common to say they spit crack. Not to say that smokin crack is encouraged, but more like you feel like you're on drugs cause of how dope their spittin is.
Aye I heard ya freestyle earlier, you spit crack my nigga!
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