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Cal Poly San Luis Obispo

Cal State School in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn't get into UC Berkeley. Is also the Alma Mater of Scott Peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for Killing his pregnant wife.

Douche 1: Dam man I didn't get into Berkeley

Guy 1: Sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?

Duche 1: Guess I'll go to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Guy 1: yes! I got into Cal Poly SLO!

Guy 2: Didn't that crazy asshole Scott Peterson go there??

Guy 1: Oh yea huh? Guess I better just go to Cal State LA or San Diego State.

by timeisfiction August 31, 2010

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Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights)

When you have sex with a women who has passed out, most likey due to severe inebreation. This does not include an instance where date rape drugs where used, only from the women's lack of self control. The Cal Norton pertains to a woman who has suggested sex only to pass out, as well as when a women passes out during sex and you decide the job is worth finishing.

For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr.

The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers.

origin-NASCAR Country

Woman: (Cries of extacy as you pound her, savagley)

Man: Grunts of manly delight

Woman: ZZZZZZZZ

Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest)

This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi!

by CavemanBossDoot July 7, 2011

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cal state east bay womens volleyball team

A womens volleyball team that is ran out of cal state east bay, it is home to some of the baddest ladies from up and down the calli coast. They are constantly in a cross bay battle with their rivals SFSU, but continually dominate. The team is filled with unique, crazy, beautiful talented women. We dare anyone to step to us on the court, or in the streets. Shout to all of our DII opponents, because we stay reppin East Oakland, and stay flossin.

The Cal State East Bay Womens Volleyball team really know how to party.

by 2floosy4u July 24, 2010

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US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP

Brainchild of the legendary arms inventor John Moses Browning, it is a single action, short recoil operated, magazine fed auto loader. This venerable pistol had seen service in the US armed forces for 85 years since its official adoption in 1911. Originally chambered in the new (at the time) .45 ACP (automatic Colt pistol) The .45 "Auto" cartridge is a direct descendant of the much older .45 COLT revolver cartridge. The pistol was beginning to be replaced in the late 1980's by the Beretta 92f (M9 military designation) chambered in NATO standard 9x19mm. The 1911 pistol still remains popular in military service in special forces detachments such as Army Rangers, Delta and certain US Marine units. This pistol/cartridge combination has been battle proven as a very tough and reliable military sidearm. The Vietnam war wound studies of US military trauma surgeon Dr. Martin Fackler have revealed that the .45 has excellent terminal ballistics even in a military 230 gr. hardball round. In the civil market this firearm and newer various clones remain one of the most popular pistol types particularly for concealed carry and defense.

I choose .45", "because needing to shoot twice is just silly. " "US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP is the only pistol I will ever need!"

by thebluelightning June 27, 2010

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Cal Walters

Cal is an amazing guy. He could make the dumbest jokes ever and get a laugh out no matter the situation. He is quiet, though if you are close with him, heโ€™s very easy to get along with. Everyone loves Cal and not a single person should ever have a reason to hate him. His extraordinary soul should forever be cherished no matter who it is talking to him.

#1 โ€œguys do you know Cal Walters???โ€
#2 โ€œYeah, duh. Heโ€™s so sweet and humorous so who wouldnโ€™t?!?โ€

#1 โ€œyoure right! i love him.โ€

by chesterscandy October 1, 2022


Cal-esque

(adj.) When someone is behaving in an overly eccentric, energetic, and unhinged manner to the point you start questioning if the person needs help

You need to stop being so cal-esque and calm down

by Erenmojo January 27, 2022


Big Daddy Cal

Big Daddy Cal Is the freakiest man on the planet he will really blow yo back out like he will shove all 10inches of his d*ck down yo throat he gon put it so deep in yo p*ssy he gon run-up in tht p*ssy he be f*ckin u like never before u gon anna keep running bck the dick be so good.

Brii: Oh shii Big Daddy Cal oh fuckkkkkkkk!!!

Kayy: Oh my fucking gosh my p*ssy Big Daddy Cal.

Baee: Big Daddy Cal plz sretch my pussy fuckk omg I need moree Daddy...

by Kayy Smith April 5, 2024