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1-10 female attractiveness scale

A scale that measures a women's attractiveness.

1- she... It.

2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.

3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.

4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy

5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)

6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)

7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)

8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)

9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)

10 - same as 9, but in her prime

So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?

Dude I just hit it off with a girl with a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale

by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016

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3 1/2 inch floppy

a disk for getting stuff from 1 pc to another 1.
but mostly used in jokes.

(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!

by memememememememememememe April 24, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


The 2 girls 1 cup game

A game where a group of guys each get a cup and fill it with ice cream, preferably chocolate. Then while watching 2 girls 1 cup, for every moment that makes you feel like you have to puke, eat some ice cream. If you do puke, you must aim into the cup. The winner is the one who can last the entire video with the least amount ice cream/vomit in the cup.

Dude1: I was playing The 2 girls 1 cup game, and i only puked twice.

Dude2: Holy shit man, last time i played, i couldnt even last half the video.

by Dr.Strangelove2 August 11, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


1 2 creeper sneak

Having to sneak out of someone's house before they wake up to realize that you spent the night after a long night of drinking, only to return home in the clothes you wore the night before.

I was going to 1 2 creeper sneak at 8 am but he already left!

by tabtab December 12, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

Something rather old but with ")," behind it.

Cunt:Dude have you seen this 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),?
Other Guy: WTF bro that's old as sh*t.
Cunt: Notice the ")," at the end...

by BRHSM November 25, 2016

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1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS

A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.

Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."

Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."

by Silvermold November 21, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale to determine an atractivness or "hotness" of a female.

1: Literally a ogre
2: One of those fat feminists you see in YouTube

3: Comparable to the attractiveness of a bear
4: Mediocre. Sometimes plump
5: The attractiveness of your mother to you
6: Fine, okay. Nothing else.

7: Good. Well curved. Commonly described as cute
8: A pretty girl. Comparable to that girl you're crushing on but is across the room and you can't muster the courage to talk to her.

9: Fabulous. Red carpet worthy. Sexiest girl on campus except for...
10: The hottest female in the world. Brighter than the sun. She has not been born yet because she will destroy the universe with her hottness.

There are of course, many decimals in between the integers.

Dammmnnnn, rate her on the 1-10 female Attractiveness scale. Created by the genius who wrote the description m.

Aiightt nigga. like a 8.6 at best.

by Memelorddd September 8, 2016

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