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1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS

A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.

Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."

Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."

by Silvermold November 21, 2011

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale to determine an atractivness or "hotness" of a female.

1: Literally a ogre
2: One of those fat feminists you see in YouTube

3: Comparable to the attractiveness of a bear
4: Mediocre. Sometimes plump
5: The attractiveness of your mother to you
6: Fine, okay. Nothing else.

7: Good. Well curved. Commonly described as cute
8: A pretty girl. Comparable to that girl you're crushing on but is across the room and you can't muster the courage to talk to her.

9: Fabulous. Red carpet worthy. Sexiest girl on campus except for...
10: The hottest female in the world. Brighter than the sun. She has not been born yet because she will destroy the universe with her hottness.

There are of course, many decimals in between the integers.

Dammmnnnn, rate her on the 1-10 female Attractiveness scale. Created by the genius who wrote the description m.

Aiightt nigga. like a 8.6 at best.

by Memelorddd September 8, 2016

16πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


i 1 2 4 q

Meaning I want to fuck you. A way to express one's desire for fucking another.Say it out loudly and proudly .

Cibi :ok honey, i've gotta go

Yu Chen :Wait, i 1 2 4 q !!!

Cibi :...what does that mean?...

Yu Chen : it means i want to fuck you <3.

Cibi : Come to my place now !!!

by zingeraddict December 4, 2011

64πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


1-10 female attractivness scale

A scale on which you rate girls by their looks. Only. So anti sapi omg
The scale:
1. FUCKING UGLY WTF
2. Really ugly
3. Ugly
4. Ew
5. Eh
6. Okay
7. Cute
8. Hot
9. Model
10. OMG GODDESS

John: She's cute
Ryan: So about a seven on the 1-10 female attractivness scale.
John: ya dude ur smart

by itz_kidz October 2, 2016

18πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


1 girl 2 dogs

Is the sex act between a ratchet hoe and two dirty dogs. The smell hoe makes the two nasty ass dogs insert there snout in her vaginal cavity and her anus. However the girl attracts them but placing peanut butter inside each hole so that the licking becomes so intense the have no choice but to fuck her and have a humanog

Have u seen 1 girl 2 dogs? It’s so nastyyyy

by Pizzaeater69 December 6, 2019

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


1-10 Scale (of female attractiveness)

The 1-10 scale of female attractiveness is a ranking system used to classify women based on appearance with 1 being the lowest and least appealing and 10 being the most. Traditionally, a margin of error of +- 1 is acceptable during story telling.

Numbers on the scale correspond to the following:

1: Angels weep at the mere existence of such an ugly creature
2: Disgusting, revolting, or otherwise vile
3: A trash compactor could improve her features
4: The sight of her is tolerable, if not desired
5: Average. If inebriated, you would consider her attractive
6: Not half bad
7: Recognizable as an appealing partner for reproduction
8: Stories are told and grins shared over obtaining her digits
9: Radiant, beautiful, and otherwise worthy of praise
10: A goddess. Dicks of all ages rise in salute as she walks by.

An essential tool in any gentleman's toolbox, the 1-10 scale allows for the safe counsel of friends. Never allow a bro to have any genital contact with a female below a 4.

Words of wisdom for the 1-10 scale (of female attractiveness) - If she's a three, let her be. If she's an eight, try to mate. If she's a ten, try again.

by Irate Beagle November 7, 2016

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


score & a 1/2

another word for awesome!!!

score and a 1/2! i aced this test!!!

by Ally BaBa August 12, 2005

1πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž