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The act of denying three friends a chance to see DJ Tiesto live, and syphoning 3 days out of Barcelona activities.
Brian is a boner kill.
The trip that Brian planned was a boner kill.
Due to the acts of Brians planning, many boners were killed.
Boner kill.
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a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide
Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop
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That one bitch that ruins everything, particularly anything sexual.
Duder1: "Hey man, did you see that hot piece of ass last night at the bar?"
Duder2: "Yeah, but some bitch told me she has crabs."
Duder1: "Fuckin' Boner Slayers are everywhere."
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When your friend Robert has a boner or you can use it as his nickname
Yo did you see bogs boner ? It was so small hahah
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When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.
Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.
Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!
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When the button portion of one's jeans is caught underneath the belt, pushing the lower zip section of the trousers outwards, creating the illusion of a boner.
Frank: Ay look Bills got a hard-on
Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.
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whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.
Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.
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